lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

lumpi

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.

Lumpi is marie's cat

by Bade.lwanne January 3, 2017

Lumpfish

A fish with a lumps

Hey, you are such a lumpfish

by BLAQJAQ February 20, 2017

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Lumpkin

The act of fellatio on a male while the female is on the toilet urinating

Yo bro that chick blew me while she was pissing then i had to shit so she gave me a blumpkin

by Facefukerson August 24, 2017

Lumpy

Lumpy. Someone who looks/dresses cool, hot, cute, handsome.

Yoooo did you see kayne he looked lumpy af

by X_keef October 7, 2017