lamared

To be cock blocked. To be buddy fucked

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!!

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

by VidTin March 18, 2008

Dirty Lama

When you show your teeth, then spit in someones face.

This Girl turned me down last night, so I gave her a Dirty Lama

by Stiche February 9, 2009

Llamannihilated

to have been attacked, beaten, or assaulted by a Llama

As i was going out to retrieve my morning paper, a fucking llama came out of nowhere and llamannihilated my neighbor who was innocently mowing his lawn.

by pablorce November 29, 2009

llamapillar

llama and caterpillar mixed

tom hanrahan is being such a llamapillar

by did you see that llamapillar January 2, 2011

llamasquirrel

another name for a mega hot sexy chick that my boyfriend and his gay ass friend probably imagine themselves fucking :D

Damn Llamasquirrel left!
what where!
left!
Oh damn!
dibs!

by lolololololololololololol:P October 7, 2012

llamazord

A Sharp Llama that you stab people with: The U.S Army have used these animals in war in the early 1900s.

I used my Llamazord on that Asian and Killed him Dead.

by Kermit the Yoda December 12, 2013

llamalistic

A person who is a llama that knows shit

person 1: I don't know what to do man
Llama: God man just print it out
person 2: man that's llamalistic.

by PASTAAAAAAAAAAA September 12, 2016