Sometime in the 70 million BCs, a tyrannosaurus was trapped in ice and was dragged to sea. It somehow evolved in the sea, not to be a sea monster, but rather a giant fire breathing llama.
During llamageddon , or the alpacalypse, it will rise from the seas and destroy the nearest city. When its destruction ends, the world will reach a new age, with llamas and alpacas as the leaders of the world, and humans extinct.
“Godzillavs Llamazilla, who would win?”
“I think it’s pretty obvious! Llamazilla.”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"