Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005

Kelly-Ann

A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple.

Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.

Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!

"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"

by Becky Kat + Paula February 3, 2008

Kelly

the art of being a complete failure in every aspect of life

wow you are really good at kellying your life

by KIKA876 February 8, 2010

Kelly

1. Random coworker in the office who always orders lunch but never pays or shorts you on what she owes. 2. Random coworker who never orders lunch but always eats half of yours

1. I'm going to pull a kelly and not pay you for lunch. 1. I'm going to pull a kelly and eat half your lunch...hope you aren't "that" hungry.

by lunchbitch February 18, 2015

Kelly

The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.

Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"

by HateBucket April 6, 2010

kelly

A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.

Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.

by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011

a case of the R.Kellys

To date or have sex with a guy or girl who is much older than you.

Devon: Shawnna got herself a twenty year old.

Marcus: Mayne, she better watch out we wouldnt want anyone to catch a case of the r.kellys

by blackxeyeliner September 25, 2006