Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

by F-18 September 15, 2009

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".

"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"

"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."

"Oh shit, thats hardcore."

"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."

by kiathy October 7, 2009

Randy Jones

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.

Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."

by Terry Murray June 21, 2010

paul jones

Paul was one of the apostles of Jesus.
Jones is a very common last name.
Put those two names together and you'll find a being that is not only kind but absolutely loving.

He'll never let you regret dating him and will always surprise you by treating you better than you think you deserve.

He drove you all the back to your hometown. He's such a nice guy, that paul jones.

by maybeyestapino January 9, 2017

Casey Jones

A sex act defined as Rapid rigid arm fisting with locamotive precision while holding a giant smile.

I walked in the room and he was giving her the Casey Jones

by Ricki Fransisco July 21, 2017

Aaron Jones

The guy in your class that looks at stars. ALOT. He doesn't really talk that much but when he does its usually when hes singing. If you give him a fidget spinner he will be very happy and start dancing. One time I gave him one and he tried to spin the spinner on his nose. These people are usually autistic and are usually seen playing basketball.

Daniel: Hey Nelson.
Nelson: Ya?
Daniel: Look.
*Looks at Aaron Jones*
Both: LMAO

by Definitely not Daniel August 8, 2018