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Jessamie

One of those chill kinda girls who are feisty and hot as the sun. They may be loud and crazy but they can sure make out, and twerk like nobodies business. Jessamies are often extremely hot and everyone wants to be them. Some people might refer to someone who is amazingly crazy as a Jessamie.
Woah she could be a Jessamie, with a booty like that.
by Americangal January 20, 2014
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jesus cripes

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT
by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013
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jesustinance

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.
That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.
by Robopoet January 4, 2009
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Jesse Gibbs

A household name around the world, pretty much because he is teh ultimate. Jesse Gibbs has no mercey and will make you cry. Jesse Gibbs > Chuck Norris. He is the ultimate in being a freaking legend. His hobbies include: preying on small children and defenceless animals. he shaves his pubes with a meat clever.
Fredrick: Holy crap, it's Jesse Gibbs!
Jesse Gibbs: I'll destroy you.
Fredrick: Jesse Gibbs is ma boi.
by Bro. Johnson May 13, 2009
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jesus fish

In ancient Greek times Christians would be executed if they were found to be so. Therefore the ichthys (Jesus fish) was used as a way for two Christian to be made known to each other. In the ground, using a stick or staff, one man would draw the first arch of the ichthys and wait until another man would walk up and draw the second arch to finish it. This method would allow both men to know the other was a Christian without making the risk of voicing it.

Though back in those days they knew what the symbol actually meant, it was chosen by its simplicity. The ichthys is actually a symbol of fertility. In today's culture it is displayed on its side to look like a fish. Originally it was displayed with the football-shaped hole pointing upward and the open end downward. This showed what it truly represented, the vagina and anus of the fertility goddess Atargatis. Atargatis is also known in different cultures as Tirgata, Aphrodite, Pelagia or Delphine.
*looking at a car driving by with a jesus fish on the back*
"I see he's pro-vaginas."
by Ty4thVenom April 10, 2006
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Jessica Biel

An up-and-coming actress with perfect tits. Oh yeah, she also has an incredibly hot body to go along with those perfect tits.
Dude, did you see that Jessica Biel chick's nice, big, round tits?
by Miko Pussi August 3, 2007
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Jessalyn

The lyn in Jessalyn stands for beautiful. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever meet. She will always be by your side through tough times. And the Jessa stands for talented.
You are a Jessalyn
by - A Dear Friend :) February 25, 2019
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