by i_like_to_mosh May 13, 2005
Get the jackedmug. Plugged in to many electronic devices such as MP3 player, I phone, blackberry, to the point of not dealing with the real world.
He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...
by Daddy_jeffy January 11, 2009
Get the Jacked onmug. lying ass how who won’t get his gf pregnant, won’t get her an owl, OR a cow. and won’t let her change her name
by nels ? July 4, 2019
Get the jackmug. by TAYEDOG October 24, 2011
Get the jackmug. When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 23, 2020
Get the Jack jack off offmug. by wouldnt you like to know aye;) September 8, 2010
Get the jackmug. 