2 definitions by JayTralock

The most beautiful young lady on Earth, despite her insistence that she’s nothing special. She’s been through far more shit than she deserves but has come out as a mature, reliable woman that any man - or woman ;) - would be lucky to be with. She’s funny beyond belief, intelligent and stubborn as hell - you’ll never win an argument with Alarna unless she truly loves you. She hates to be the bad guy but just needs that support and love to get her to where she needs to be. I’m so proud of her.
Jack: I’m dating Alarna now *smiles*
Friend 1: Omg you’re such a cute couple!
Friend 2: I’m jealous of the sex they’re gonna have! Her stunning body and his massive cock are both just 🤪
by JayTralock June 8, 2019
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A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈
Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
by JayTralock June 8, 2019
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