Jankee

Someone who is a rip-off artist or a con-artist. A low down dirty person. The lowest of the low. A person who is only out for themselves and noone else.

I gave Billy $10 to go get me a bag and the jankee mother fucker never came back. I should know better then to trust that jankee junkie with my money.

by Slowlysaggin April 28, 2024

janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Janke

An Indian slur. It means that they have a chode and jerk off on Omegle.

That kids a Janke he probably beats it to his computer and has a tiny penis

by MrKnowsAlot December 16, 2024

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

A passionate synonym for junk/trash.

For example, the customer service is so jank.
That guy had such a jank personality

by The jankiest jank April 19, 2025

Janked

The state of being mentally and physically obliterated off of substances

Running trios with alcohol, weed, and adderall got me janked

by Search Chat August 7, 2025

Jankershnomping

A form of gluening (gooning with the usage of glue). Involves covering the “dih” with a mixture of glue and sulfuric acid, then inserting a wooden stick into the urethra.

I was jankershnomping yesterday and moaned so loud my little sister (who was being cracked in the other room) checked in on me to see if I was okay (she was still naked).

by falloompa November 2, 2025