Joonas

Is one of the hottest boys in the world, names his huge penis “Bob”

His motto is: “hide your wife I’ve got a knife”
He also has another motto: “I will jizz and I out the window I wiz”

Joonas is a wonder in bed

by Joonasdabest November 26, 2019

Joostapfel

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and a bit of autism.

lets all pray to the holy Joostapfel for fortune and a bright future

by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

Joosteriate

To aggressively and sometimes sexually baste a turkey.

Hey Lisa, I’m actually going to call you back, I have to joosteriate for thanksgiving right now.

by Ryan Suddenberger May 26, 2020

JOOTW

The abbreviation for jump outta the window. It is pronounced exactly as its spelled.

Sam: How'd your day go?
Pam: It was trash. Probably a good time to JOOTW

by Sampam21 August 30, 2020

Jookin

1. Fakeing, fronting.

2. To lie about a specific thing as if you're doing better.

You keep jookin if you want, I'm gonna really do it.

by Jackson boy Pill September 7, 2020

joonism

A lifestyle inspired from BTS's leader , rapper , singer , songwriter RM also known as Kim namjoon.
The word joonism is derived from nam'JOON'.

The lifestyle is easygoing , you acknowledging your fears , accepting them and getting over them. Giving yourself time, spending time with yourself and with others. A practice to live the best human life.

-I am adopting joonism in my life.

- I might follow joonism

by Allure_luna September 11, 2020

Jookies

A man who cares only about himself and bullies children

Person 1: That man over there just called an 11 yo girl a bitch!

Person 2: He sounds like a Jookies

by Wolfy ❤️ October 4, 2020