Reindeer Humping 

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"

Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.

Reindeer Humping by lilcity321 December 25, 2009

humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008

humper niggle 

an african american, midget whore/prostitute

that little bitch is such a humper niggle

humper niggle by marty mcnoobtube April 2, 2008

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Kangaroo Humper 

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.

The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.

Kangaroo Humper by S0ur July 21, 2014

Gatho Humping 

Gatho Humping, is violent face sucking, with the intention to create one giant hickey on a victim or partners face, whilst vigorously grinding on a partner. Gatho Humping must be preformed in front of a crowd to make them feel un comftorable and awkward.

Man I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

I had such a blast Gatho Humping Joe Blogs last night.

Eww did you see those two weirdos Gatho Humping on the ground *puke*

Gatho Humping by pedro Clarlstin September 24, 2017

gatho humping 

A style of kissing at a Gatho involving excessive dry humping of your partners leg whilst making noisy slurping kissing sound whilst clashing your teeth together.

To be considered Gatho humping it must be carried out in the vicinity of the other Gatho goers and making said goers feel extremely uncomfortable.

Did you see those two freaks Gatho Humping last night?

I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

Man I was so wasted last night I hope I didn't engage in any Gatho Humping.

gatho humping by LTLFTC September 24, 2017