Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014

hangover mouth

Alternatively known as "Hangover Maaaaf." A sickly after-taste in one's mouth, following a heavy night out, mixed with the feeling of fur and regret. One would feel like one has moss growing on the south side of one's teeth. Commonly suffered by Essex girls.

In context: "'ave you got any sweets? coz I got hangover maaaf innit(hangover mouth)"

by I heart Essex July 18, 2014

hobgoblin

Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up

"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"

by brewster666 March 12, 2015

hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.

Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.

by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015

Hangovaries

When you ovulate so hard that you feel like shit the next morning.

Tina-bonifa (cuddling her coffee): Uggghhh...
Tony-balony (concerned, handsome): What's wrong baby?
Tina-bonifa: I have hangovariiieesss...
Tony-balony: What do you expect? You ovulated so hard last night I had to carry you home.
Tina-bonifa (with puppy-dog eyes): You diiiiiid? I don't rememberrrrr...
Tony-balony: Yeah, babe.
Tina-bofina: These hangovaries are the worst. I'm never ovulating again.

by DarknessSchmarkness November 11, 2015

Hangoff

That person that hangs out with you but doesn't. When your in public that person is there but will sometimes wonder away and then come back when they want other people to think they have friends. Usually this person has no group out side of this group they "hangout" with. They are socially hanging off your group and your friends. They do this to seem higher of in the social hierarchy. This is sometimes referred to as a third wheel but in this case the person isn't invited or wanted at the group events. Try not to wear it out.

Jimmy is a hangoff of the swim fam group.

by MyDudeWoz October 11, 2016