Hangovaries

When you ovulate so hard that you feel like shit the next morning.

Tina-bonifa (cuddling her coffee): Uggghhh...
Tony-balony (concerned, handsome): What's wrong baby?
Tina-bonifa: I have hangovariiieesss...
Tony-balony: What do you expect? You ovulated so hard last night I had to carry you home.
Tina-bonifa (with puppy-dog eyes): You diiiiiid? I don't rememberrrrr...
Tony-balony: Yeah, babe.
Tina-bofina: These hangovaries are the worst. I'm never ovulating again.

by DarknessSchmarkness November 11, 2015

hangovarian

N. One who suffers from a hangover.
Adj. Of suffering from a hangover.

Common Misspellings: hangoverian, hungoverian, hungovarian

N.: As an experienced hangovarian, you should know that the best cure is the "hair of the dog that bit you."

Adj.: Every Sunday I can be found down at the patio drinking with my hangovarian sister.

by USO_Joe November 8, 2010