Atheist Helpline

The Atheist Helpline is a condescending term used to refer to Atheist Chatrooms ran by Christians on Discord. The term was coined by Darth Dawkins.

We are waiting for more people to come into the Atheist Helpline before we start the debate.

by Darth Dawkins March 6, 2021

Obama's little helper

A teleprompter. Namely used for someone who can't be caught talking on TV without a Teleprompter.

"Man, this weatherman is a moron! He can't talk for more than three words without using Obama's little helper!"

by Cruisemissleking, bitch! April 12, 2010

Tuna Helper

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her vagina to her satisfaction.

Megan - would you like a Tuna Helper?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009

helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

get some help

If you need help you're wrong site

Guy1: Look i have a fidget spinner
Guy2: Stop, Get some help.

by ztreak December 31, 2017

Helly

the word helly refers to a person who is socially irresponsible.
they usually take hard drugs and worship kurt cabin (from the killers).
be careful if you hear of someone called a helly as they thrive on attention and can attack you at any given stage (in their search for attention)
may have nits

"i love jack wacky" - helly
"all monsters are human" - Helly

by jackywacky December 1, 2013

kids help phone

a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...

Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""

by mr.smarterass April 29, 2009