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Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.
Dude, you just pulled a Handel!
by topgun1 February 3, 2010
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left-handed website

a pr0n website. A right-handed user would hold the mouse in his/her left hand and stroke it with the right.
Ever since I lost my job job, I've been designing left-handed websites. Eventually, I hope to make a contribution in a less ... uhh... behind the scenes way.
by studs December 14, 2004
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Handlebars

Slang term for the persciption drug Xanex.
Hey, you looken for some handlebars?
by Ceric February 12, 2006
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Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.
by Zach April 9, 2004
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Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.
I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.
by pfrees April 2, 2011
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the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.
I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.
by SirBlondie December 23, 2008
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Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes
"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"
by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008
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