greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.

I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.

by Snapilated December 16, 2021

Caught grease

When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.

Man, those servers up front caught grease for the new burger sauce recipe.

by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 06, 2024

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014

Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.

My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!

by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021