Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder

“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”

by Kijjam December 7, 2024

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

Grease job

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Me

Said by the man who shows up to collect money from you.

Bill; I had to pay Carmen today. He stopped by to pick up his money.

Steve; Did he say "grease me" when you opened the door?

Bill; He always says that when I gotta pay him.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025