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Goon

SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.

I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?

AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.

Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.

The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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goon

The act of driving around in a car and simultaneously goating and mooning innocent passerbys. It is a simple combining of the two words.
Oh crap dude, I think we were just gooned by that car.
by PRdepartment April 19, 2009
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Goon

1. A cool word, replacing the word {pimp}, as in "pimp my style, yo,"

2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"
1. dude, your car is looking totally {gooned} out

2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"
by Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe April 8, 2010
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Pantless GOON

A revered member of the -ZoU- clan. His 1337 skillz are known across the land, and he won't hesitate to pwn any newblets. Also known for his excellent sense of humor and for pimpin' the ladies.

A.K.A.
Goonah
Goony
Panties
Pantless
God
"Hey Sharon! What are you doing tonight? Going out with Andy?"

"HELL NO!! I dumped Andy for GOONAH!!!"
by Goony July 5, 2005
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Irish Goon

Noun. An Irish male who’s boisterous, drunken behaviour results in loud noise and assault charges on st Patrick’s day.

Adjective. To drink a lot, engage in fights and speak loudly like many an Irishman before.
Onlooker 1- have a look at guy, he just punched in with the bartender!
Onlooker 2- what an absolute Irish goon
by Enhale the richard February 20, 2019
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goon

a chill, peace loving, drunk, marijuana smoking, heina
HO: I wanna know, Al am I the only one, tell me?

And she said,
"You're not the only goon, but you're the best, Haley"
by maryjay October 5, 2006
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goon party

"Hey dude, you wanna go party with those goons. I heard its a real big goon party!"
by makkk July 17, 2014
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