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Columbus, Georgia 

A nice medium sized city near Alabama far enough away from Atlanta to be nice. Home of Aflac, TSYS, Char-Broil Grills, the State Theatre of Georgia, Ft. Benning and the National Infantry Museum. Northern most navigable stop on the Chattahoochee River. Contains some really ugly architecture such as the TSYS headquarters and the government center. Citizens are mostly middle-class workers whose children play baseball take piano lessons.

People from Atlanta know it as "that place where we stop to get some Chick-Fil-A on the way to our beach condo", also "oh, is that a suburb?"

Noted as being significantly better than its Alabama brother to the west, Phenix City.

Also noted for not being near any other city.
-Where are you from?

-Columbus, Georgia.

-Oh yeah! Thats that place with the giant cow outside the Best Buy!

-Yeah! We have great barbeque too!
Columbus, Georgia by pooropolis March 25, 2011

Manchester, Georgia

Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!
Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands

A British overseas territory in the southern part of the Atlantic ocean above Antarctica, and to the right of South America,
it is rumoured to have a population of 0 but it has a higher chance that it inhibits an estimated population of ≤30 people, whereas its neighbour Falklands has about 3400 as of 2017 and its mini island neighbours having about 10 people on it (mainly researchers and scientists).

South Georgia is also mainly popular for its whaling stations, which kills and sells wales, mainly the Leith harbour whaling station which is now abandoned had started operating in 1909 and ended in 1965 took about an estimate of 50,000 wales making it the highest production whaling station during that time, most whaling stations on the island were destroyed by german raiders.

Its animals consist of many species of fish and have a lot of penguins who come to visit the island which are from the Antarctic, as said earlier whales are also were a main part to the island in the 1900's and also have a large amount of insects that inhabit the island

The economy and GDP is yet unknown to the public but South Georgia's landscape mainly consists of snowy mountains, small islands and only a small amount of towns, mainly being Grytviken with 2/3 of the islands population, also being the islands capital.

The average temperature is about 1.7 degrees Celsius and snows from June to November.
National Documentary: "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands is a British territory with many species of fish and penguins."

Person: "My great grandfather, who was a Scotsman, used to do whaling on South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands."

Ginny and Georgia 

A secret nickname used to call your hot pharmacy school classmate.
Ginny and Georgia was looking fine today.

The Georgia Boy Special 

The Georgia Boy Special, is when a woman lies naked across a bed with a large fan blowing down upon her. The male partner then stands behind the fan and proceeds to jack-off till he cums in the fan. The hot, sticky spooge is thus scattered and propelled through the fan blades and is nicely dispersed across the naked women from head to toe.

For extra points, you do this while the woman is sleeping by aiming the fan directly at her face. Be careful not to wake her so do not turn on the fan until you're about to cum. If done right, the woman wakes up when the fan kick on and is thus immediately blasted in the face with cum that drys quickly. This is called the Georgia Boy Wake Up Surprise
"Hey Joe, Why's Tina lookin' so stiff and pasty this mornin'?"
"Man, I gave that ol' skank ass hoe the Georgia Boy Special last night."

Evans, Georgia 

Located right next to Disgusta (Augusta), Georgia.
It's the absolute LAMEST city in Georgia. Everyone there thinks its cute to pair Polo or Uggs with those ridiculous camo hunting jackets.
Girl 1: People can be soo ridiculous sometimes.
Girl 2: I know. The people in my old neighborhood in Evans thought that--
Girl 1: You lived in EVANS? Evans, Georgia?
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Say no more. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.
Evans, Georgia by OreokookieMunstahh December 28, 2010