floater

A type of crap that floats. Also one found in the pool at hotel. To deal with floater in pool you simply close down pool, put up caution tape, have manager stare at floater for a hour, then clean it out.

Simply go to a hotel and ask the front desk whether or not they have had floater in pool.

by breathdeeply April 12, 2009

flop 'n' chop

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

by Mindraker May 1, 2009

floaty

The feeling you get when in the process of coming down from a great high after smoking some rad marijuana.

Dude, that was some great bud. I was so stoned but now I'm feelin kinda floaty

by maryjaneismygirlfriend April 20, 2011

FLOP

When you fail to meet an Expectation

Remy ma is a flop

by Non-FLOO November 7, 2017

fliptard

Real Estate Flipper that was the last one in right before the Real Estate bubble went POP. They are now upside down in their Real Estate "Flip" and can not sell it, neither can they afford the mortgage.

All eight of Casey Serin's houses are going into foreclosure because he is nothing but a noob fliptard. (Iamfacingforclosure.com)

by FlyingMonkeyChick December 15, 2008

floater

A basketball shot in which the ball is launched into a considerably higher arc than that of a normal shot. It is usually the weopon of smaller players (usually Guards) to score over the top of larger players. They can be taken of both feet as a normal jumpshot just pushed higher or off of one like a high launched lay up.

Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) Hits the floater to tie the game

by Kendle_cranks June 11, 2006

Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.

Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.

by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014