Fonger

Someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain

She is a fonger.

by MichaelAtl December 9, 2008

fondaloon

To swim to the bottom of a pool and fart..then chasing the bubbles up and popping them with your teeth...

He drank a bunch of cheap beer so he could impress the chick's at the party with the ol' fondaloon

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

fonster

1. A slovelnly dressed man. Often mistake for a homeless man. It is the combination of "fucking" and "monster". Fonster = Fucking Monster.

1. Also known as a sandwhich that consist of all available condiments.

1. Man, did you see that guy Dave? He was wearing busted timberland boots, dirty jeans, a tight polo shirt, and he had pubes growing off his chin...what a fonster!

2. That is quite a fonster sandwhich you got there...mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, pepper, salt, vinegar, ham, cheese, pickles, onions, and relish.

by T. Sroka December 5, 2007

Fonterbate

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.

He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.

by Rifco March 24, 2009

fondueling

dueling over who gets to dip into a fondue pot. stabbing may occur.

the fondueling match turned ugly after I got stabbed by a fondue fork

by burtonxrider1 October 31, 2009

Fonzed

To give the thumbs up!

Ayyyyy! Thumbs up for urban dictionary. * Fonzed

by iceman7000 July 8, 2010

Fontes

Fontes is a hyspanic surname originating from Portugal and means "source" or "spring". A Fontes is a cool and funny person. Fontes are hardworking, intelligent people that can solve their way out of anything. They can achieve anything they put their minds to and also are super creative and appreciate the arts but are also very logical. They have some dumb sense of humour (for example puns), but it's really cute. Fontes' are rad.

What's her surname?
Fontes

Oh, shes probably cool then.

by Yojoehowsitgoin October 4, 2019