de-ex 

The process of getting over the break-up wherein you need to cleanse and purify your heart and soul, peeling off all the negativity of the relationship that has ended.

Nolana thought, "I should take Barbara's advise, and do some kind of cleansing ritual to get over that sad excuse for a fiancee. I know! Why don't I book myself a trip to Tahiti where I can properly de-ex myself? I'll swim in the Pacific, dance with the sexiest Tahitian dancers... eat wonderful food... ahhhh. I"m starting to feel rejuvenated already."

de-ex by nolana plume August 25, 2009

Future ex boyfriend 

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).

Future ex boyfriend by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

HATE YOUR EX 

WWW. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH .COM

post all the shitttt you want about your ex FEELS SO GOOD

Just thought I'd share a really useful website with everyone on here because you can anonymously post all the hateful shit you want to say about your ex on there

Do you hate your cheating, ugly, and or nasty ass ex?

I DO!

Wow the top stories on the website are hilarious

I hate your ex too!!

HATE YOUR EX by hatehimherwhatever October 21, 2010

Fed Ex 

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

Fed Ex by Jordan petty February 7, 2008

second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.

my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

second ex wife by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

Future ex-husband 

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

Future ex-husband by Funandgames August 14, 2017

Ho-Ex

Wife divorced for fucking around and lying about it. Only to it again.

Yo,SaJa repeatly been steppin out on her man and eatin a beef sandwich with mayo and is now a HO-Ex after her husband ended the marriage.

Ho-Ex by Precious Baby June 14, 2008