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engineer

1. A individual who accidentally wrote down "engineering" in his/her degree field when filling out college applications, just because said mom/dad/relatives/society pressured them with promises of jewels and riches upon graduation, only to find that they are masters and lords of the 8x5 ft. cubicle at said dead-end job. Often settles with a liberal arts/advertising partner to feel intellectually superior within his/her home. Has compulsive attitudes towards arranging kitchen utensils or other minor items within his/her household, and can become anal-retentive when gardening, mowing, or other yardwork activities.

Frequently cried him/herself until class the next day, since sleep was and still is nonexistent.
John was a great engineer and could solve problems, but couldn't understand why his children became druggies and burnouts at age 16.
by Luciously January 13, 2008
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aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
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eugene wu

Ghey, Bolo, Kong, Wuman, Little man trapped in a big man's body
Don't go eugene wu on me man....

Damn it eugene Wu !!!

U are just a eugene wu...
by Ray & Mehrdi June 11, 2006
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engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
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software engineer

A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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Engendriver

1. n. A filed down screwdriver.

2. adj. A sound or piece of music that goes beyond what you expect, stimulating your senses, tickling your brain.

3. The band, as in The Engendriver Band.
1. Hand me that engendriver.

2. They are really engendriving this jam.

3. I am checking engendriver.com to see what the band is up to.
by Rothe January 31, 2005
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eugened out

Dressing or acting in a manner unique to many residents of Eugene, Oregon, i.e.' having dreadlocks, driving an old Volvo or VW bus, flashing the peace sign, etc...
That dude in the bell-bottoms driving the VW bus is eugened out.
by moisr April 7, 2011
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