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Earl

The most godlike being you will ever meet. No, wait, he is a GOD. A God who has single-handedly crafted the entire Universe from Scratch. With his all-mighty Samsung Galaxy J2 Optimus Prime, with the protection of the green phone case. A program, which can bring upon destruction or creation. He made the planets and stars with extreme detail using Minecraft. And finally he made the creatures that roam around the Earth and the creatures that inhibit the Universe, using the program Stick Nodes.

He now roams the Earth, enlightening his fellow humans with his works of creation, even though he is limited in a human body, which you know has limitations. But he fell in love with the human woman named Marie. He now dedicated his godlike powers to make her his wife.

Through the summer he developed abs of steel, which made him the most powerful being in existance, even if he is limited to the human body.

He is skilled in any works such as athletics, such as Volleyball, Basketball, and the likes, literature, which he has made many books in different sorts of genres, but mostly, fantasy, dragons and the like. He is, also, skilled in coding, which he made tons of many programs. He is, also, exceptionally skilled in games, such as Counter-Strike, Dota, ML, and the such.

There is only one person who can defy such a godlike being, The Defier of Gods, Jayvhen. He can provoke him and possibly start a deathmatch, which the Defier of Gods can easily flee.
Jayvhen: "Eeeeaaaarrrlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!"

Earl: "Wanna die?"

Jayvhen: "No, Earl, no."
by Tocilog June 30, 2019
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earl

a way of agreeing or disagreeing with someone
earl yea = hell yea
earl naw = hell no
just "earl" = (means you agree)
you - "yo that beat was tight son" me - "earl yea dog"
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here's on I made earlier

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.
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eralyn

anything yellow or relating to a banana
Her sweatshirt is so eralyn!
by erin April 11, 2005
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earl

1)I totally earled all this cocaine.

2)Uncle Earl just earled all my cocaine.
by Jackie Gleason April 15, 2006
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Earl

A toothless fuck non showering Grammys boy that doesnt appreciate it shit !!!!
by Warriortilltheend July 9, 2018
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earlee

A dumbass who spends all night and day on neotaku.
Earlee is black.
by EMOJEAN February 22, 2004
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