Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

by markalodian June 12, 2021

carbon dialect

When two black monkey crickets are banging each other in the butt and one of them snaps their penis in the others' asshole until it bleeds and the poop turns it into a chocolate fountain that gives it the carbon effect of flash.

Wow! Did you see George Floyd and Bill Cosby attain the carbon dialect last night?

by adamsandlerdbd1 July 19, 2021

JCP dialect

The type of music played in a JC Penney. You’d be shocked that some play different music than others

Why are they playing The Weeknd in the jcp in Glendale? Oh, it’s their jcp dialect

by hubsta September 19, 2021

Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain

“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone”
“Dial b for brain”

by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021

Gwynn Dialect

The dialect used by the cult of Gwynn, formerly known as the cult of Debora (A quirky and random cult). It includes constant spam of the emoji 👹👺🏇💪🥶, constant spam of all caps, and constant references to topics such as Mr. Worldwide, Wild Kratts, Reptilians, and Attack on Titan. Any time you must call a person, you must shout their name incredibly loudly multiple times. Any time another person enters the group chat, you must say "That's good for you buddy 👍." The other members of this cult are referred to as "Leiges" and you must greet each other with "Broski."

Member: "WhY aRE YoU bEIng a SuSSy bAKA, whAT WOULD MR WORLDWIDE mr 305 THINK 🥵👹"

Normal person: "Why are you talking in Gwynn Dialect? Can you stop spamming caps I find it annoying."

Member: "That's good for you buddy 👍. Sorry guys I have to go listen to attack on titan, or the zuko rap."

by NinjaCat5510 January 30, 2022

Calarcian Dialogue

Dramatic dialogue that is purposefully somewhat awkward in order to mimic real speech, especially that of young people.

The show Winter Break by Joe Calarco is full of Calarcian Dialogue

by TSDennis April 19, 2022

Kantian Dialectic

A dialectic in which, over the course of a non-Tarski space, an uncountable set of points called 'Tarski-interior points' yield to an infinite set of points entering the mind non-Tarski space or transfinite-space via supersymmetry.

The infinite set of points enters the transfinite (non-Tarski) space via poly-nominalism from super-symmetry; while the uncountable set exists in the Tarski-interior via sub-lumination uncountable movement from Maya.

In plain English--consideration (path-of-sense) wins over counting (momentous information) in the plane-of-the-mind.

Kantianism is a theory of free will in-the-mind.

It relies on an external device called 'aesthetic process judgement' or The Limina, called "forma-spinning."

It argues that; in the mind; sense triumphs over the present moment. This is because consideration is always counting; but counting is not always consideration.

The Kantian dialectic relies on an external device Kant called the 'thing-in-itself' or "free-will-in-itself."

by flightfacilities May 12, 2022