defenet

A definite object or event on the net

Defenet arrangements were amde for the online conference.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Rittenhouse Defense

A term used when someone claims self-defense after they provoked someone. Named after the infamous Kyle Rittenhouse case where the defendant argued for self-defense while it's argued on whether or not he provoked the shooting.

Person 1: "That man claimed self-defense in court after he shot her!"
Person 2: "He's pulling the Rittenhouse Defense."

by GuyWithBraces November 23, 2021

The Twinkie Defense

Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"

Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out she was a fat girl named "Lora"!

by Kat May 2, 2004

defenestration

the act of throwing up out the window while drunk.

I was so drunk on Friday night I defenstrated out the cab window.

by Holly October 11, 2004

Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

by ME April 19, 2005

Civilian Defense Front

The gayest faction

Look at those Civilian Defense Front guys. They're confederate wannabes who fuck their cousins.

by nerby nerb the nerbiest nerb May 24, 2018

Halitosis Defence

Common ins sports when one player attempts to keep another player from scoring screaming in the face of the player.

Holly shit! He knocked Bob out with the halitosis defence!

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004