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24 December

Santas Birthday. He is always sad on his birthday because no one says happy birthday to him.
*24 december*

Santa: HO HO HO!!1!1!1!!!
ungrateful pieces of shit: OH THANK U FOR ALL OF THE PRESENTS!1!1!!1!! *doesn’t say happy bday*
Santa: *starts crying* hO Ho hO!.!!.
by Sup Oda and Sage November 6, 2019
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December 22, 2012

This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.
Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!
by crazyhead June 4, 2009
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december 5th

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)
person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect

person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th
by hehe♡ September 7, 2020
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December 4th

Eve was born in December 4th
by iamagossipbitch October 15, 2019
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Decentanium

A fictional sort of metal that often is called upon when in lack of a better metal, thus the name decent-tanium.
Decentanium is in every way 'decent', and can have any abilities the user of the word pleases.
(it can be stainless, unbendable, unbelieavably flexible, right away indestructible etc.)
The name resembles a combination of the words "decent" and the obligatory word ending to several metals and alloys, "-anium" (like in Titanium)

It is mostly used in a comedic matter.
That stuff obviously is made out of decentanium...
You should've used decentanium
by Xanezz June 24, 2010
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December 10

On december 10 you have to put your dick in a doritos bag. You dont have to but that is the best day to do so
by StinkyOger December 4, 2019
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december 20

The Birthday of a Great Mother, and Who is Special and Caring. Or a Certain Friend who Matters so much to you, the people under this birthday are and always will one of the people who care most.
December 20th is defined as: My mother is so (Caring) and really (special) in so many ways, my friend too. I get to celebrate the birthdays of some of the most (caring) and (lovable) people there is.
by CrimsonWriter October 19, 2019
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