Decentanium 

A fictional sort of metal that often is called upon when in lack of a better metal, thus the name decent-tanium.
Decentanium is in every way 'decent', and can have any abilities the user of the word pleases.
(it can be stainless, unbendable, unbelieavably flexible, right away indestructible etc.)
The name resembles a combination of the words "decent" and the obligatory word ending to several metals and alloys, "-anium" (like in Titanium)

It is mostly used in a comedic matter.

That stuff obviously is made out of decentanium...
You should've used decentanium

Decentanium by Xanezz June 24, 2010

Deentanium 

The hardest object in the known universe. Only a few inches of the material has ever been discovered.

When you need to drill a hole you use diamond. When you need to drill diamond you use Deentanium.

Deentanium by Deenaconda May 21, 2024