jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014

Classic Dong

1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

Also see Bobby Peru

No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

dong popper

a woman who insists on biting down on the bell-end part of the penis which can make it bleed

"i aint letting that dong popper give me a suck!! she might bite my bellend off!!"

"omg your such a dong popper... GIVE ME MY BELLEND BACK"

by aaron griffiths init mate March 3, 2007

thunder dong

i big ole hard veiny cock, that produces an insensitive amount of power with each thrust. relative to a large clap of thunder.

Holy fuck Lil Richie has a beautiful Thunder dong!

by Randeezenutz November 7, 2017

dong bong

When you place you mouth over your Buddys knob and light his pubic hair. You may even inhale the cum boiling from inside there balls.

dong bong knob pubic hair inhale balls mouth

by meet beet skeet meat May 14, 2018

spamalamading dong

another name for a human bean by the name of sam, used by a close friend, cousin, or grandmother

"hey spamalamading dong"
"hello my good friend"

by samuel the great December 15, 2008

danny dong

Is a guy that is mentally retarded, but is sexy as kim kardashian brother and wears adidas shorts everyday for the rest of his life

Omg my gosh look its a danny dong he is so retarded but is sexy as fuck

by Ggbit fdwwe 45gf wd April 8, 2017