Docious

Sleepy..tired...burn out

I'm staying at the crib...I'm feelin' kinda Docious

by angel March 21, 2005

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Doctor Who

Slang name for penis

"My Doctor Who (doctor) had plenty of room in that tardis she's got!"

by batmum July 27, 2006

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Dopioid

A former opioid addict who now thinks he's a hardcore badass, binge watches Fox News and all things Trump while giving his lame conservative babble to anyone who will listen.

My dopioid boyfriend has the remote control again, so I guess I'll just play Candy Crush and listen to another audiobook while he shouts at the TV.

by Procrasterbator November 9, 2018

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A very mediocre doctor who was forced to become a doctor after taking his car insurance and treats people of depression, Anxiety, and pure interest idiocy . He has a PhD in Neurology so I guess he barley counts as a doctor.

John: Hey man doctor dismal sucks, he gave me aspirin to treat my severe Heartburn’s

by DismalAzeth April 18, 2019

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Doctor

An individual who does not know the difference between God and themselves. Namely that God doesn't think he's a doctor. Arrogant, abrupt and often unable to consider opinions which are not their own. A person who is unable to contemplate not knowing the solution to something and is incapable of asking for assistance tending to fall back on cliches to hide their lack of knowledge like "eat less and exercise more" or "bed rest and plenty of fluids". An individual who simultaneously cultivates disdain through arrogant comments then pleads victimhood. Unable to cope with their decisions being challenged.

See: Narcissist.

That doctor is a real asshole.

by Spontaneocus June 6, 2019

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