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Plant-based diet

A diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. Not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet.
My doctor suggested I eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. Told him I'll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.
by VeganBastard October 7, 2016
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Atkins Diet

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009
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Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007
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flip flop diet

Licking the soles of your flip flops on your last day of holidays as a way to make yourself violently ill; ultimately with the aim of losing the pounds you've put on from lazing away while on leave.
"Have you seen Selma since she came back from Thailand? She's looking trim!"

"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."
by Moose eater July 13, 2009
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Cyber diet

Feeling as if you've eaten a big meal after watching cooking programs.
I was so hungry earlier, but I've watched Jamie Oliver cook that BBQ and easy-as DIY pumpkin pie for the past 5 hours, now i'm exhausted and full. That cyber diet is a killer.
by Leah Hall February 11, 2008
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Snickers Diet

A trendy diet by which an individual consumes nothing but one Snickers bar per day, then works a 15 hour retail shift. At the end of said shift the individual then goes home and crashes and repeats again until the desired amount of weight is lost. Said individual will lose mass amounts of weight prompting co-workers to ask if they are sick.
Billy Bob: Hey man you look sick; are you ok?

Zoran: Naw man I'm on this Snickers diet and I lost all this weight so it's cool brother!

Billy Bob: You look like Skeletor

Zoran: Alright man, coolio!!
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ketogenic diet

Lame ass hippie miracle diet that cures impotence, fungus, diverticulitis, epilepsy, and cancer. You can only get sugar from your lovers and bread from the bank. And frozen yogurt once in a while. And an orange.
J is smoking pot and drinking green goo from her juicer... she must be on a ketogenic diet to cure her diverticulitis
by Pancheetoh May 28, 2014
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