Today we must be democritical if we want our children to have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I am a democritic, exposing the blatant bullshit that goes on in the Democratic Party.
by eternalchild November 7, 2018
Get the Democritic mug.Do you want 150 million retards to be the direct cause of you and your baby starving to death? Well, boy, do I have the political strategy for you!
Hym "Thanks Democracy! This clearly works! They clearly voted correctly! Everything is great right now! Hey, somebody want to appoint me to one of these Kafkaesque bureaucracies so I can continue to be a lazy, do nothing, piece of shit; except with a million dollars instead of nothing? No? Ok. We'll just starve then."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
Iam *sigh* "......."
Hym "What? No rebuke? Ok I'll keep going. How does saying the exact opposite of reality end up working on people, over and over again? 'What? Inflation isn't happening! What are you talking about' 'This is clearly the other teams fault!' 'That ruler is clearly broken. We both know my dick is 9 inches!' Good job team! We clearly need the people who voted for this to continue to have a say in our society."
Iam "...They should have a say in what the country they live in is going to be like. They're being lied to, blatantly, by corrupt people. Oh! I just had an idea! Finish up so I can go!"
Hym "Oh, no, be my guest. I'm just about finished anyway. I'll just be here waiting patiently for the country to collapse and raiders to start making outposts on the street corners."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Democracy mug.Codename for invasion. Often used in the context of oil, but works with practically any nationalized industry / trade.
by Clay_ August 3, 2022
Get the Democracy mug.Every third world country is a dictatorship and supports terrorist groups, it's time to export some democracy and "liberate these nations" Fuck yeah🇺🇲
"President, it appears that Afghanistan is supporting terrorist groups, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO AND EXPORT DEMOCRACY TO THEM"
by Magerful March 25, 2022
Get the Export democracy mug.Democrats who voted for Bush,not once,but twice!
In other words,me. ^___^
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He's not Bill Clinton,he gets my vote!
He's not Al Gore,He gets my vote!
He's not John Kery,he gets my vote!
In other words,me. ^___^
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He's not Bill Clinton,he gets my vote!
He's not Al Gore,He gets my vote!
He's not John Kery,he gets my vote!
Now I fully understand and appreciate the Reagan Democrats who I used to hate back when I was a young radical lefty.
I'm proud to be a Bush Democrat!
Bush Democrats ROCK!
I'm proud to be a Bush Democrat!
Bush Democrats ROCK!
by Ted Nugent fan October 10, 2005
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Get the democracy mug.The most terrible and sadistic people ever, they are racist, sheep, and will kill for there "cause". After reading other descriptions, you can see how violent and terrible they are, like saying a fetus isn't alive.
by A_decent_person December 3, 2021
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