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creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
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Creep

A person who does things that are unexpected.
Do not be a creep.
by Robin85 September 18, 2018
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step-creep

A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.

Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
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Creep

Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
by Fcking_Chuck March 12, 2024
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Creep Line

The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.

Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"

Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
by Teapotz September 29, 2012
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Creep

That guy u see on the street that stares at you for no reason
“That old guy won’t stop looking at us”
What a creep”
by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
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