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Celestial spirits who live with and serve God in Heaven. They are luminous as well as human-like in appearance and possess two large feathered wings on their backs and halos of light around their heads. They are large, loud, and powerful. Immortal and superior to humans in both power and intelligence.

They were created by God to serve as his attendants as well as to bring wisdom, warnings, and messages to mankind. At times, however, angels also serve as enforcers and soldiers of God's will and law.
Angels can be found in many of the world's religions.
by Cainman September 9, 2013
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A primeval pantheon of deities from Greco-Roman mythology. They were immortal giants and possessed superhuman strength and stamina as well as magical powers such as control of the weather and seas.
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Self-righteousness is a display or state of moral arrogance; the quality of someone who believes himself or herself to be morally (and, oftentimes, intellectually) superior to either a single individual or a group of individuals.

Those who are self-righteous often act in invidious, contemptuous, and unapologetic ways towards their targets.
*Self-righteous person would say: "You are responsible for your actions and failures. Not your parents, not other people, not your boss, not the bank, not politicians. Just you! The reason you are so miserable along with the reason why you are still a virgin at 19 and no girl wants you is because you are too lazy, too incompetent, and too scared of the world to get off your ass and get a job and you are too ugly for any attractive girl to give a damn whether you live or die! All you do is whine and complain."

*Target would say: "Go fuck yourself! You don't know me, so I suggest you show me and yourself some respect and keep your opinions to yourself. You are right about one thing, I am scared of the world. It's not fair that attractive girls don't like unattractive guys. Its not fair that my boss is a greedy dick who screws me over every week. Its not fair that I was born into a conservative working-class family in rural South Carolina with an authoritarian mom and a deadbeat dad. Its not fair that politicians only care about lining their pockets and pursuing their own partisan agendas instead of making this world a better place. I don't have the time nor the will to listen to your self-righteousness."

*Self-righteous person would respond: "You're right, the world isn't fair. Get over it. And as far as you not wanting to listen to my "self-righteousness"? Well, I wouldn't want to hear it either. Truth hurts."
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Superhuman strength is the ability to perform feats of physical strength beyond that which is possible for even the strongest of humans or animals to achieve.
Superman can bend steel in his bare hands, do the work of several laborers in half the time, lift army tanks, shatter diamonds, smash through steel doors, leap the tallest of building in a single bound, and hurl planets out of orbit with his superhuman strength.

Vampires can lift dump trucks with ease with their superhuman strength.

Angels can lift a grown man off the ground and throw him across a room with their superhuman strength.
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The name of a beautiful Guyanese girl from Queens, New York.
Marissa smiles at him in the hallway.
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Giant cannibals of superhuman strength and stamina who are the offspring of fallen angels and human women.
Goliath was a Nephilim.
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Lucifer is a fallen rebel archangel found in Judeo-Christian theology. Lucifer is the angel of light and is known in Latin as the "Light Bringer" or "Morning Star". Lucifer is often used synonymously with the Devil or Satan.

Lucifer was once among God's most powerful and most beautiful of angels. He was appointed over one-third of Heaven's angels, millions of angels where at his command. When God created man, he ordered all of his angels to bow down before the new creation. Lucifer was ordered to watch over the newly created Earth. As time went by, however, Lucifer began to recognize humanity's flaws and began to hold them in contempt. He was outraged that he was ordered to watch over and serve beings of flesh that were created lesser than himself. He also became jealous that God loved them more than him.

Leading a rebellion in Heaven, Lucifer and his angels fought against the archangel Michael along with God's legion of loyal angels. Lucifer was defeated and he and his armies were cast down to Earth and barred from Heaven.
Lucifer is the king of Hell.
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