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self-righteousness

Self-righteousness is a display or state of moral arrogance; the quality of someone who believes himself or herself to be morally (and, oftentimes, intellectually) superior to either a single individual or a group of individuals.

Those who are self-righteous often act in invidious, contemptuous, and unapologetic ways towards their targets.
*Self-righteous person would say: "You are responsible for your actions and failures. Not your parents, not other people, not your boss, not the bank, not politicians. Just you! The reason you are so miserable along with the reason why you are still a virgin at 19 and no girl wants you is because you are too lazy, too incompetent, and too scared of the world to get off your ass and get a job and you are too ugly for any attractive girl to give a damn whether you live or die! All you do is whine and complain."

*Target would say: "Go fuck yourself! You don't know me, so I suggest you show me and yourself some respect and keep your opinions to yourself. You are right about one thing, I am scared of the world. It's not fair that attractive girls don't like unattractive guys. Its not fair that my boss is a greedy dick who screws me over every week. Its not fair that I was born into a conservative working-class family in rural South Carolina with an authoritarian mom and a deadbeat dad. Its not fair that politicians only care about lining their pockets and pursuing their own partisan agendas instead of making this world a better place. I don't have the time nor the will to listen to your self-righteousness."

*Self-righteous person would respond: "You're right, the world isn't fair. Get over it. And as far as you not wanting to listen to my "self-righteousness"? Well, I wouldn't want to hear it either. Truth hurts."
by Cainman September 9, 2013
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Cum

A slang term which refers to semen. Alternatively, the term is used to refer to the act of ejeculation itself.
Male pornstars cum after or during sex.
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Titan

A primeval pantheon of deities from Greco-Roman mythology. They were immortal giants and possessed superhuman strength and stamina as well as magical powers such as control of the weather and seas.
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Marissa

The name of a beautiful Guyanese girl from Queens, New York.
Marissa smiles at him in the hallway.
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Nephilim

Giant cannibals of superhuman strength and stamina who are the offspring of fallen angels and human women.
Goliath was a Nephilim.
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Vampire

A reanimated corpse that drinks the blood of living humans. Vampires are virtually immortal in that they do not age or get sick and possess eternal youth. Vampires possess heightened senses as well as superhuman powers of strength, speed, accelerated healing, mind control, and telepathy.

Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.
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Creep

A derogatory term used to refer to a male whose behavior or attitude towards either certain individuals or towards all persons is offensive, belligerent, judgmental, arrogant, or invidious.
Sean's dad yells at him all the time and has even threatened to kick him out of the house. That creep needs to be taught a lesson in how to treat others with respect, much less his own son.
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