Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.

Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles

by BONDAGE KITTY July 11, 2022

commonstale

is a lowlife bitch, stupid idiot

fewrerf is a commonstale

by rewrwrrrrr May 21, 2006

commodem

A wireless modem that uses your toilet for connectivity via your sewers...ya its real folks!!

See googles new idea of wireless internet connection via your toilet (New! Get FREE breakthrough broadband with Google TiSP (BETA)

Honey did you piss on the commodem again?? i cant get to my myspace page!!

by Sextant April 8, 2007

commove

to rouse strong feelings, to disturb

With his oratory, he could easily commove the crowd. They wanted to follow him anywhere.

by Una Malachica March 16, 2008

Commogled

Occurs when a sleazy male comments and ogles at a females breasts.

Dude that wanker so commogled you!!!

by JAmy88 October 26, 2008

Commodity rush

When a person who has been in a relationship for a long time becomes single and suddenly has a build up of people wanting to date them...most likely because the person in question was unobtainable for so long.

Kendra: "what's up with all the guys hitting on you lately?"
Korrie: "well me and Andrew just broke up after a year so it's just a commodity rush."

by KorrieKorruption April 25, 2009

commonitive

(adjective) meaning having many alike characteristic traits

My teacher and I have many things in common; we are commonitive

by megan the tubularness May 9, 2009