Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Celine Dijon

The name of the woman who sang the "Titanic" soundtrack...if you mispronounce her name.

Oh ma Gawd, I love 'dat singa Celine Dijon's voice!

by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011

Colin

A male jerk who can't make up his mind about which girl he likes more and then subsequently end up breaking one of their hearts (usually the less slutty one).

Colin's often think they are supreme because they are musically inclined even if they really, truly, suck.

That guy Colin was a self absorbed jerk, forget him.

by Jollyjanewhodliketoslapzane July 21, 2009

colin

a piece of worthless shit, fuckface, looks like a pussy, sucks cock, and is a gay lover who adores anal sex and rim jobs.

Shut the fuck up Colin and go jack off.

by Katelyn :] December 31, 2008

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

Colin Powell

An African American who reached the highest echelons in the United States government due to promotions by conservative Republicans, but who then went tribal on us and supported the first Negro candidate for President, Barack Hussein Obama, due to race rather than agreement with his political positions.

General Colin Powell betrayed all he believed in and all he worked for his entire career in order to be seen as publicly supporting another black man for the Presidency.

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010