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Chris Bae

Chris Bae is a term used for short and fat Koreans with small chodes. They think they are the shit, but they are not. They have to put on a shirt whenever they take pictures because they do not want anyone seeing their flabby-ass titties. Also, they have to stop trying to show their non-existent jawline on their snapchat stories. Lastly, avoid anyone with this name or they might infect you with their Small Chode disease!
Stop being such a Chris Bae, i’m going to stick a giraffe up your asshole!
by ChrisBaeK June 3, 2019
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Chris Bumstead

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.
Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November
by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021
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chris pontius

chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.
by markese October 25, 2005
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Chris Wallace

Fox News talking head most famous for ignorantly trying an ambush on former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to be interviewed about his charity work when Wallace jumped right in accusing Clinton of not doing anything to fight terrorist during his time office. He was severely bitch slapped by Clinton. Clinton called him out for the "conservative hitjob" and throwing softballs questions to those in Bush administration while not asking them what they did pre-9/11.
Clinton opened a can of whoopass on Chris Wallace for trying to blindside him. I heard Wallace still has nightmares of having his ass handed to him. I bet it's on YouTube.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. March 15, 2008
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Chris Breezy

by DickBoy010 February 18, 2021
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Chris Davies

a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.
by shehazes420 October 12, 2014
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Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...
Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?
by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010
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