captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011

captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse

My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick

by joelykins12 November 26, 2011

captain debauchery

a bartender superhero alias who lives in edmonton alberta.
His special powers include being able to out drink and out party the common folk.If you are caught drinking with him

beware of his weakness vodka.

Captain Debauchery is having another epic party.

by burninoil January 2, 2012

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

by SirSprinkleToes April 6, 2014

captain starfish

Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.

The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"

Thank you, Captain Starfish. (The usual reply to the person.)

by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014