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creamer

The title given to a man when he prematurely ejaculates.
Arnold is a creamer.
by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006
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cemere

cemere, you've got to see this.
by B July 14, 2003
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clemens-mode

When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.
Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.

Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.
by SpyderXTX March 1, 2009
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Clementine

The badass girl from The Walking Dead Game who will never return to the series.
Daughter of Lee, mother of AJ.
Damn Tim you cried at the end of The Final Season when Clementine said bye
by DrizzyXL September 23, 2020
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Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.
"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"
by Collin Sick March 14, 2008
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Clemen

-noun
Female ejaculate. A combination of clam and semen. To have been ejaculated on is to have been cleamed.
"That squirter shot clemen at least ten feet through the air!"
"I was eating her out and she cleamed all over my face."
by Harper1652 June 27, 2008
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Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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