Cool Story

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

by Hobie Animations August 5, 2017

cool load

1. The act of a male masturbating into a window AC, spraying the cooled ejaculate upon himself.

1. J can't make it out tonight, he's probably cranking out a cool load.

2. It's so hot out, I'm gonna bust a cool load after work.

by Kirk Fitzpatrick August 11, 2008

cool

a simplified way of telling someone to shut the fuck up because you don't give a shit.

"lolz hey! it's me! i'm not morbidly obese anymore!"

"cool"

by Alex Lee March 2, 2005

You're cool

What you say when somebody has to ensure their "coolness". It has to be done in a sarcastic tone, or else the effect isn't achieved.

1: Dude, do you have the homework? I fell asleep last night
2: Nah man, I don't do homework, that shit is fucking nerdy
1: Oh you're cool.

by dat assases May 2, 2009

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Clarkson Cool

adj.
1. Something that is only cool at clarkson especially males.
2. Guys who are geeky/weird at clarkson become normal/acceptable.

Girl 1: OMG he is so gross and geeky.
Girl 2: No way he is so Clarkson Cool!

by Pantamime October 30, 2008

cool story bro

A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.

There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:

1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

etc.

1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast

Angie: Cool story bro.

2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --

Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.

3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum

Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

by NaziCookieMonster June 27, 2011