christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)

Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"

by 4playdriving December 12, 2016

christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 26, 2018

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 06, 2022

jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 08, 2017

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 06, 2009

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021