Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021

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Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

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ruined christmas

nuking the north pole

Bob Ruined Christmas!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

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Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022

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Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.

The almighty Christmas Ben has accended

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

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Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021

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