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Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 28, 2022
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Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand
Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand
by Lyndoor June 7, 2022
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Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.
All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.
by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017
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Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.
by Jellystone October 27, 2018
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Jesus Blistering Fist Fuck

1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 7, 2009
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Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.
The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.
by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009
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