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August 5

Drop your guard and get a boyfriend day
August 5. Someone wants to be your forever so why not let them!
by Love letter August 5, 2021
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augienon

A small 30 to 40 pound creature dwelling in Northeastern America. Augienons live in trees. They are extremely dangerous to humans. The females are more aggresive than the males. The only was to kill an augienon is with a direct gun shot to the head. They can be scared away with mean, disrespectful comments or the shocker. Augienons can kill a human in the blink of an eye. They also have flaps of skin protruding from their elbows to their ribs. These flaps allow them to fly short distances up to 25 miles. They always mate in the air. Their diet consists of small animals such as cats, dogs, and rodents. If they spot a human they will immediately attack. Some experts such as b-waggs suggest that augienons are poised to take over the world.
"O damn, there's an augienon in the tree."

"Give it the shocker."

"Its a male."

"Give it the fist!"
by Robert Waggoner July 5, 2007
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August Underground's Mordum

August Underground's Mordum is an indie exploitation film released by Toetag Pictures in 2003. Designed to look like a snuff film, the movie depicts a fictional love triangle between the lead character from the original August Underground, his insane girlfriend Crusty, and her animal-like brother, Maggot. Numerous horror film sites have listed this film on their top 10 "most disgusting" and/or "most disturbing" lists. Despite many rumors to the contrary, however, it is NOT real!
College Guy: Hey bro, wanna watch August Underground's Mordum with me?

Friend: *vomits*
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22 august

Is the day when people with massive dicks are born
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august ames

A pornstar from canada august ames is a widely viewed adult video star and is known for her succulent, juicy ass
Bruh i fapped to august ames till i got carpal tunnel
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Augustine

He's literally a genius, smart and handsome and handsome
I'm Augustine.
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