Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.

Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!

by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017

Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Alabama Chainsaw

A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.

Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"

by Manboy Boyboyman August 26, 2017

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall

Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!

by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017

alalout

The Alalout family is a rock n roll family , one of the ancestors (died in 2015) was the main journalists and reporter in France's biggest magazine "le Parisien " . They LOVE to party and are great hippies ! They summon good energy .

Ah that's really like the Alalout 's!

by Ashitanaka April 23, 2018

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018