Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Queen of afters

She who will sit on a Vespa at the foot of Giordano Bruno and refuse to believe any night is over; a fierce believer that somewhere, somehow, there are always afters - and whose very willpower forces the world to answer.

You’ll know you’ve met the Queen of Afters when closing time feels like an opening act.

by LemonInPockets October 17, 2025