half-assed

Meaning really fucking stupid, not right in the head

Hes very very half-assed

by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019

the wallaby assassins

The wallaby assassins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. They occupy the mountains of north wales. The wallaby assassins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. The alpha male of the wallaby assassins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. Every year, one member of the wallaby assassins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.

omg. its the wallaby assassins !

by the juggling king May 31, 2011

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Assassin

the art of shoving someone's butt cheek up their ass.

Joe was behiving badly until I assassined him.

by jim October 24, 2003

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Cerebral Assassin

When a man or women kills someone with a wheelchair

Cerebral Assassin - Death caused by a wheelchair by wither being run over or hit with it.

by I5tatric March 23, 2019

shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.

A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!

by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008