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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.
by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020
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Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for
yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once
by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020
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Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 5, 2020
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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milf

gurl: hii babe! dis guy is so hot
me: omfg milf!
by gwendie September 4, 2020
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MILF

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."
by luaraka September 24, 2020
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Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50
Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off
by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020
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