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Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!
by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023
mugGet the Oakland face maskmug.

texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
mugGet the texas gas maskmug.

Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!
by An e mouse May 25, 2018
mugGet the Salty gas maskmug.

amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
mugGet the amish air maskmug.

Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt
by matth.ew December 30, 2019
mugGet the Take the mask, homiemug.

louisiana gas mask

When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*
by Child beater 69 May 16, 2018
mugGet the louisiana gas maskmug.

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores
I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!
by GlazeHer September 19, 2020
mugGet the masking my breathmug.

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