The Sloppy Bosnian

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.

"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

by TheAlbanianHalfPoundKick October 15, 2019

sloppy dallas

"It's like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip."

"You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"

by doobrah October 15, 2020

Sloppy James

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.

I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".

by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a girl to pack a fat lip of tobacco and give you a blowjob

Dude, Clara gave me a mean Sloppy Dallas last night!

by Pimpala15 October 15, 2020

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

sloppy dumbo

Directly before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in your partners ear.

Oh, my god he gave me a sloppy dumbo. I think I'm in love.

by double pee March 15, 2009