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Big Zuck

Means to give a suck on someone’s scrotum
by Dammet_daniel :\ December 2, 2019
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What the Zuck

An exclamation made when Facebook fails to load correctly or introduces new and unnecessary additions to the News Feed.
After logging onto Facebook, John expected to see his friend's status updates. Instead, his News Feed was clogged with answered questions from the new "questions" app.

"What the Zuck?!?" John screamed. He then proceeded to throw his computer out the window.
by medicalert May 20, 2011
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What the Zuck

A term used when Facebook won't work properly, named after Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook.
Man: Dude I'm locked out of my Facebook

Dude: What the Zuck Man?
by Idkyduc March 23, 2017
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the zuck

legend. God of all. daddeee™. facebook
guy 1: Woah look at that guy over there.

guy2: damn he looks like the zuck 🥵
by qwertyadfghjkl;' October 14, 2020
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sucks to zuck

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
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Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"
by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024
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zuckerturd

Any person or company that surreptitiously collects and sell information from social media sites.
Twitter employee admitted on video that they were Zuckerturds, not only gathering data on open conversations but on Private Messages as well including personal photographs.
by Chief Nick June 2, 2018
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