zooked

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zooker

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.

As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."

by jenbro March 9, 2009

zoobat

A term describing an extremely unattractive female.

This fool tried to hook me up with this zoobat last night!

by MrBigDrawsz June 12, 2007

ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"

by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008

zoobawa

A word used in many forms of media pertaining to a douche bag.

That guy is such a zoobawa.

Yeah I know, he doesn't even know what toob means.

by BCDC October 2, 2007

zoobagg

can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag

any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg

by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009

Zoomage

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.

-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."

by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018